Forecast, adj.: Having a bifurcated bottom (cf fork-tongued).
Pillowcase, n.: The enzyme responsible for digesting pillocks.
A: I just found my wife hiding behind an evergreen oriental shrub.
A: Well, something must have.
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A: I think my wife's joined a Japanese organised crime syndicate.
A: No, I wouldn't dare.