Pressing Linguistic Questions of Our Day, No. 41,684
Shouldn't "piss-poor" be the opposite of "piss-rich"?
FIRST ROMAN MATRON: Ooh Livia, you mustn't go to that tanner to have your cloth bleached, they're piss-poor. SECOND ROMAN MATRON: All right, Licia, I'll go to the one round the corner. They've got vats of the stuff.