This came to me in my sleep last night, although I had to check the facts at Wikipedia.
Q. What did Nebraska say to Kansas after they were split apart in 1854?
A: "Kansas, I don't think we're in toto any more."
[Edit to add: Bugger. It seems that other people have thought of this already.]
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